Sailor Moon D:
Episode 3: Filler
(No this is not a lemon)
 

[Open in Delmore’s room]
Delmore: Okay gang this is a filler episode.
Jasminite: Huh?
Scottite: She means on of those things were everyone sits around and has introspective moments, a lot of plot points are introduced and a lotta stuff that’ll mean something later but nothing happen in the meantime.
Smackite: What is this EVA all of the sudden?
Scottite: That’s another parody. [Starts drinking out of a bottle of motor oil] Take notes, that’ll mean something in a couple of episodes.
Delmore: Yeah…We aren’t gonna have much to do so let’s just sit here and get fucked up.
Crackite: I’ll get the pipes fired up.
Scottite: Better get the giant bong out too. It’s gonna be a long episode.
Delmore: And now for something completely different.
Scottite: It’s…
Jasminite: A damn cheap monty python rip off.
Scottite: Let’s just cut away and check up on the small brained champions of….Something or other the drugs are starting to kick in. [Cut to Alex and Michelle’s place where they’re (multiple choice again)
A. Watching t.v
B. Smoking pot
C. Smoking pot and watching tv
D. Use your shameful imagination.
Hey you knew that joke would show up again]
Alex: Hey with all the appearances we usually get in an episode we’ve got to be doing something to keep busy.
Michelle: Hey wasn’t there a meeting or something we were supposed to go to?
Alex: How the hell should I know? And aren’t we supposed to be taking care of a kid?
Michelle: Who knows? Oh well let’s get back to whatever they think we were doing.
Alex: Fine by me.
[Well what the hell did you expect something meaningful? This is a bad parody for crying out loud. Anyhow let’s go off to the temple. Everyone’s just sitting around discussing…things]
Lita: I still say I’m giving the most fanboys wet dreams.
Raye: No way. Have you seen the amount of hentai about me in the net?
Mina: Most of it connects you to Serena.
Raye: Gotta take the bad with the good.
Amy: Nympho.
Serena: Oh your one to talk. There’s more hentai pics of you on the net then any of us.
Raye: You know what they say about the quite ones.
Luna: No I’m not getting involved in this one.
Artemis: I thought there was more moon hentai.
Luna: You would know something like that.
Artemis: I haven’t been getting many appearances either.
Luna: Anyhow when do you think they’ll get around to trying to figure out where the new enemies are coming from?
Artemis: Probably another episode or two.
Amy: Actually we were just going to talk about that.
Serena: Even though we never figure it out until they come out and say it…
Luna: [mumbles] You dopes couldn’t get a clue if it was mailed to you.
Mina: I don’t really think it matters. As long as they hang around we’ve got steady employment.
Lita: Yeah…Just tell me I’m not gonna have to get killed…Again.
Amy: Sorry it’s in the job description.
Lita: I gotta talk to my agent….
Serena: He committed suicide yesterday remember?
Lita: Oh yeah….And so did my accountant.
Amy: We’re used to that kind of thing. Remember when Raye was with the suicide hotline? For one day.
Raye: That’s all I could take.
Serena: I’m not surprised. You talked to 12 people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn’t mind but 6 of em were wrong numbers!
Raye: Oh like it’s my fault everyone decided to jump off buildings the same day. It made the papers.
Amy: Yeah. Lemming Sunday.
Lita: Must have been a bitch cleaning that up.
Serena: Yeah. Murder on the pr people to.
Luna: Think we’ve wandered enough?
Artemis: Don’t stop em this is the most interesting thing that’s happened all episode.
Amy: We’re in trouble.
Serena: Okay random butt shot time. [You people can just use your imaginations for that too.]
[Finished? Good. Now we take you one final time to Delmore’s place, which basically looks like a bomb or five very stoned people hit it recently. The majority of the generals are laying face down in a huge pile of whiskey bottles, ashes, popcorn, potato chips, and oversized crack pipes. Scottite and Delmore look fairly stable. Delmore’s taking a phone call while Scottite is pouring vodka and motor oil on his head and singing.]
Scottite: Oh my mother was a hamster, my father was a duck I’ll never figure out what made them wanna talk.
Delmore: Ya don’t say? Ya don’t say?! Hmmm ya don’t say. [hangs up]
Scottite: Who was it?
Delmore: Oh that was the Master. [To the camera] Come on that joke’s worn thinner then the premise of this show.
Scottite: What was the call about?
Delmore: How should I know? Couldn’t understand a word of it.
Scottite: Let me guess the Master was eating again?
Delmore: Yeah…course if it could figure out if it was a man or a woman things might be easier.
Scottite: Ambiguity…The devil’s volleyball.
Delmore: I thought you hated volleyball.
Scottite: I do. That was a medifore.
Delmore: And I need my freaking medication.
Scottite: [Hands her one of the crack pipes]
Delmore: [Lights up] Oh yeah come to think of it there was something about it coming here and bringing Danaite and Fredite with it.
Scottite: Oh man…Danaite and Fredite…The biggest bitches in the neo negaverse….And that’s on a good day.
Delmore: Which they haven’t had in a long time. But don’t worry you should be fine this time.
Scottite: Just the same I’m gonna break out my portable trench. The last thing I need is another BFB shot to the gut. For those of you at home that stands for Big Fucking Bazooka.
Delmore: Great suddenly it’s Doom…
Scottite: No but at this rate the jokes are going to doom us.
Delmore: Well don’t blame me I didn’t write this shit.
Scottite: And the devil farts in my face again.
Delmore: Nahhh that was just Boozite.
Scottite: Never talk to the queen when she’s on the pipe…[Smoke starts building up] Well I think it’s time to cut this one off at the knees anyhow. Goodnight all.